patcronz said: So, uh, do you have a lot of mass? Because I'm gravitating towards you #badpickuplines2k14

That was beautiful


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All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex. Just with you though (via kawaibae)

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meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

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2 days ago // 371,094 notes

sassychickennugget:

If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.

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2 days ago // 40,865 notes

okay who has a crush on me fess up 

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amyisbeeboobop:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Satans girl
secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest f*cking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by